Keys to the Kingdom

This is why I am the "man of the house." This is why I am the one called on to stop any burglars in the middle of the night. This is why I am the one who checks on the creepy noises. This is why I always drive when we go anywhere.

Why? Because I can break into our house.

You are only visiting because you came from Laura's blog, so you have already got the story of us being locked out of our house last night. But the perspective I can share is much...a little...not very different at all. One thing I must say though, our house is extremely safe. I'm very happy about that. The only way in is to break the garage door (already fixed up again). I pried the door open and jammed it open by popping the latch off. Not an easy task when you don't want to break the door or the lock or the handle or anything else.

So, if you are a criminal wishing to break in, I just gave you the keys to the kingdom (or our home). But, I trust you will respect the blogger code: what is said in the blog, stays in the blog.