My Fingernail

So, I'm a song away from getting up yesterday in worship to preach. I was scanning my notes one last time and noticed one of my finger nails. It was unclipped. Long. My left ring finger was the odd one with a nice long growing finger nail.

After I sat down with Laura again, I showed her. She laughed. I leaned back over and said, "The thing is, I clipped my fingers three days ago and I just now noticed it."

She made fun of me and called it "my girly finger."